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most of the ocean is unexplored because everyone agreed that we’d all sleep better at night if we dont know what the hell is down there
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me: *still has feelings after waking up*
me: what the fuck
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envelope HQ
designer: lets attach adhesive for people to seal the envelope
weird gary: no lets force them to lick it
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Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
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Lol wtf
SCREAMING
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I’m always so flattered when bees buzz by me. Sorry miss, I’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought I was
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And now, the moment you’ve been waiting for. Make history with Kevin Hart TODAY. Get tickets for #KevinHartWhatNow, now playing in theaters.
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guy:
i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right
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It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
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- me: *accidentally reveals something personal while joking*
- friend: dude that's dark are you okay?
- me: whoops Sharing Time™ is over, come back next week!
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if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them
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“This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before”
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when you get validation and reassurance
